Top 10 Ways You Know You’re About to Die in BSG
By Audra
10. A centurion tries to shoot the guy next to you
9. Dee blows you off for a buffer model
8. You’re alone in a bathroom with Baltar and a chick with a pipe
7. You’re standing next to Admiral Cain
6. Caprica Six slips you the tongue
5. Jamie Bamber’s wife is performing your critical surgery
4. You tell a smart centurion “don’t kill me,” but forget to say “please”
3. You set the table and serve Kara Thrace a nice dinner
2. You have an open wound on the poo barge
1. Hera creeps up to your bed and says “bye-bye”
May 29th, 2008 at 12:10 am
Excellent! Thank you Audra.
May 29th, 2008 at 12:19 am
oh wow! i MISS the old school fun. thanks Audra.
May 29th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Best Top Ten List yet.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:09 am
Excellent. Your still the coolest Audra.
Here’s a #11: Ron Moore and David Eick are on the phone and they want to talk to you.
May 29th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
By the by, am I the only one who thinks that the red-shirt chick who was killed a few eps. back by Six (before that Six was kissed and offed by another Six) had the GREATEST “last words” ever?!?
Punch.
Fall.
Stands.
“I’m ok.”
Dead.
May 29th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
#4 killed me LOL
May 29th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Punch.
Fall.
Stands.
“I’m ok.â€
Dead.
…actually, I thought she just said ‘Ok’, like she was getting ready to turn around and take a return swing at the six?
May 30th, 2008 at 9:51 am
ROFL
May 30th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Definitely said “I’m ok.”
That’s what I’d like my last words to be, too.
May 30th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Audra, Ive decided that your the funniest. Damn, its been a long tie since Ive posted on the blog…oh how I’ve missed you blog.
May 30th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
>That’s what I’d like my last words to be, too.
..I think you just like the idea of having your ass beaten by a six
May 30th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
“2. You have an open wound on the poo barge”
Gaeta’s not dead! Long live Stumpy the Singing Cylon!
May 31st, 2008 at 10:06 am
How about: Become one of Lampkin’s pets?
June 5th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Audra…that is awesome! Here is my contribution:
#12: You have appeared in multiple episodes over the course of the series…and suddenly they give you a line right before a mission
July 10th, 2008 at 9:48 am
Who would win this fight?
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