ForumCraaap

Archive for the 'Felix Gaeta' Category

Top Ten Least Likely Occurrences in BSG Season 4

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

10. All will be revealed – the next time Cavil’s sliding around in slick goo.
9. Gaeta hooks up with Racetrack. Or Seelix. Or any woman.
8. Little Nicky dons the nickname “Boxey” and grows his hair into a shaggy bowl.
7. Helo is revealed as the One True God.
6. Joe’s Bar becomes Quark’s Bar.
5. The fifth and final Cylon [...]

The Twelve Days of BSG

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007

On the Twelfth Day of BSG my true love gave to me:

Twelve Raiders Raiding
Eleven Vipers Viping
Ten Larrys Leaping
Nine Gaetas Prancing
Eight Naked Sharons
Seven Spines a’Glowing
Six Sixes Laying
Five Tubs of Goo!
Four Battling Birds
Three Hybrids
Two Pyramid Balls
And the Towel that was Draped Around Lee!

Top Ten Ways to Mispronounce “Battlestar Galactica”

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

10. Paddle-ball Fantastica
9. Cattle-barn Milk Lactica
8. Snaggle Yarn Cat Scratchtica
7. Heavy-Scar Raidertica
6. Anders Rocks the Sacktica
5. President Airlocktica
4. Whiskey Bar Frakked-up Gaeta
3. Buccaneer Beertactica
2. Cylons get Knocked-uptica
1. Battlestar Kick-Asstica
*Bonus from Chuck: Felgercarb Fraktaktica!

Good ‘ole Felix

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

Felix Gaeta is one of the most under-the-radar characters on the show. He doesn’t get the girl, he doesn’t get the Racetrack reveals of glory, and he doesn’t have many friends. Felix just tries to do the best he can and, more often than not, gets hosed for it.
Gaeta is like one of those people [...]

Get The Lead Out

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006

If this were a Jeopardy category it would be titled “Things that should be keeping Adama awake at night, but don’t.”  Something that’s been bugging me since the fleet left the planet — I’m still not calling it New Caprica – is where the heck are they going?  After we see the lion’s head nebula – which [...]