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Top Ten Least Likely Occurrences in BSG Season 4

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

10. All will be revealed – the next time Cavil’s sliding around in slick goo.
9. Gaeta hooks up with Racetrack. Or Seelix. Or any woman.
8. Little Nicky dons the nickname “Boxey” and grows his hair into a shaggy bowl.
7. Helo is revealed as the One True God.
6. Joe’s Bar becomes Quark’s Bar.
5. The fifth and final Cylon [...]

The Twelve Days of BSG

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007

On the Twelfth Day of BSG my true love gave to me:

Twelve Raiders Raiding
Eleven Vipers Viping
Ten Larrys Leaping
Nine Gaetas Prancing
Eight Naked Sharons
Seven Spines a’Glowing
Six Sixes Laying
Five Tubs of Goo!
Four Battling Birds
Three Hybrids
Two Pyramid Balls
And the Towel that was Draped Around Lee!

The Ultimate Cylon Experience!

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

A GWC listener recently asked an interesting question that I thought would be fun to pose to y’all:
If Battlestar Galactica were to become a theme-park ride, what would you like it to be? A themed boat ride like Pirates of the Carribbean, a screamin’ Viper-ride rollercoaster, a bungee drop, a no-gravity chamber surrounded by 360 [...]

Top 5 Reasons the Goo is Different this Season

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

(Also, see comments on podcast #26 for further speculation)…
5. Dry air on basestar forced skinjobs to begin mandatory oatmeal soaks
4. Clumpy low-grade goo much cheaper than premium slick goo
3. Consistency of goo directly proportional to current mood of the Hybrid, and she ain’t happy
2. More useful consistency for slinging during Cylon wet t-shirt contests
1. The pool [...]