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Top 10 Ways You Know You’re About to Die in BSG

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

10. A centurion tries to shoot the guy next to you
9. Dee blows you off for a buffer model
8. You’re alone in a bathroom with Baltar and a chick with a pipe
7. You’re standing next to Admiral Cain
6. Caprica Six slips you the tongue
5. Jamie Bamber’s wife is performing your critical surgery
4. You tell a [...]

Top Ten Least Likely Occurrences in BSG Season 4

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

10. All will be revealed – the next time Cavil’s sliding around in slick goo.
9. Gaeta hooks up with Racetrack. Or Seelix. Or any woman.
8. Little Nicky dons the nickname “Boxey” and grows his hair into a shaggy bowl.
7. Helo is revealed as the One True God.
6. Joe’s Bar becomes Quark’s Bar.
5. The fifth and final Cylon [...]

Top Ten Ways to Mispronounce “Battlestar Galactica”

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

10. Paddle-ball Fantastica
9. Cattle-barn Milk Lactica
8. Snaggle Yarn Cat Scratchtica
7. Heavy-Scar Raidertica
6. Anders Rocks the Sacktica
5. President Airlocktica
4. Whiskey Bar Frakked-up Gaeta
3. Buccaneer Beertactica
2. Cylons get Knocked-uptica
1. Battlestar Kick-Asstica
*Bonus from Chuck: Felgercarb Fraktaktica!

SciFi’s Top Ten Reasons for Delaying Season 4 Until 2009

Sunday, September 2nd, 2007

10. By 2009, an entire new generation of sci-fi fans will have been born, and we can use the last half of Season Four to squeeze profits from them.
9. The ass-beating the network will receive from Battlestar’s rabid fanbase will be less bloody than if we waited ’till 2010, like we originally wanted to.
8. Brilliant writing, [...]

Top Ten Reasons Admiral Cain Became a Cold-Blooded Beeyotch

Friday, August 31st, 2007

We know that when Razor is released we’ll get to see the back story of how Cain dealt with the attacks on the colonies. It’s been suggested she may not have always been the ice queen we came to know and love/hate.
Here’re the top ten reasons she got that way:
10. She was gonna be an [...]

Top Ten Juiciest Secrets Deleted from Razor

Friday, August 24th, 2007

Here’s the stuff they don’t want us to see - the stuff that landed on the cutting room floor. 
10. Starbuck is really the love child of Brother Cavil and the Hybrid.
9. Lucy Lawless’ sidekick from Xena: Warrior Princess shows up to do a love scene with Baltar. Gets boxed.
8. Gaeta’s tattoo…goes all the way down!
7. The [...]